From Newsgroup: rec.autos.sport.f1
On 5/23/25 04:41, Hornplayer9599 wrote:
On 5/22/2025 12:06, a425couple wrote:
OT joke - the Indycar driver reported to his chief mechanic
"I need a new windshield."
The mechanic replies, "That sounds like a pane in the glass!"
Seriously - when is Formula 1 going to get around to accepting
that simple and important safety feature?
Two French cheese trucks just crashed! Looks like there’s da’ brie
everywhere.
pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, I’m fine >> to serve you but you better not start anything.
What’s a race car’s favorite type of exercise?
Circuit training.
If I owned a DeLorean…I’d probably only drive it from time to time.
Two men are in a truck. They come to an overpass, and a sign says "Clearance: 13 feet". They get out and measure the truck, and the truck
is over 15 feet in height.
Man #1: "What do you want to do?"
Man #2: "Well, I don't see the police anywhere....let's go for it!"
As I recall, I've met dumber than the above.
Meanwhile:
Why did the truck driver refuse to haul a load of ducks?
---- He didn’t want to bill for fowl mileage!
What do you call a truck driver who’s always complaining?
---- A wine-hauler!
Why did the truck driver put his money in the freezer?
---- He wanted cold hard cash!
Why did the truck driver refuse to haul a shipment of tennis balls?
---- He didn’t want to serve time!
Why did the truck driver put a calendar in his truck?
---- To keep track of his haul-idays!
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